I know I will have a great time teaching English in Korea and it will be a great experience and yadda yadda yadda.
But do you understand the shows I will be missing in the States?
^^^^^ Holy shit. It doesn’t get better. Unless Jawbreaker was on the bill – it doesn’t get better.
I hope I didn’t just jinx it. Watch Jawbreaker get added to the bill . . .
*looks up cheap plane flights from Seoul to LA*